Tuesday, March 17, 2020

A couple in bed. Early morning. Rain falls outside. Ronald is awake and reading. Billy sleeps silently. Billy passes gas. Ronald places a gas mask on and continues reading. Billy stirs awake.

BILLY: (groggy) Oh...Man...Cabbage fart.

RONALD: Better or for worse. The worst.

BILLY: Sorry. Back to sleep.

Billy rolls over and goes back to sleep. Ronald takes his gas mask off. Billy passes gas again. Asshole.

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